SOX Education: "Good F*cking Sox"

How dirty do you like your sox?

Yes, there are 5 million sock companies out there. No sh*t. However, Sox Education isn’t here to cure poor people or save the polar ice caps. We’re here to help get you laid. Dirty-style. Click the images below to find the perfect pair of sox to help get your Weapon of Ass Destruction wet, or whatever you call your wanker. And for those who are offended, congrats on your virginity.

Break-up sox

For when you want to go out with a bang.

Make-up sox

To err is human. To bang, also human.

Birthday sox

After you blow out your candles, blow out your hamstrings.

Casual sox

For when you’re looking for good, ol’ fashioned, disease-free strange.

Business sox

For “billable” banging.

Your Groomsmen would only use a flask once. Buy them kick-ass socks instead.

Probably cheaper anyway since you are about to start your marital life with crippling debt.

BE BETTER. SUCK LESS. BUY SOCKS.

Look at these douche-bags! This could be you and your boys.

Get your groomsmen something better than
an etched beer mug.

BUY GROOMSMEN PACKAGE

One of these guys will get drunk and ruin your special day

Give them a gift that says "thanks for attending my wedding, my wife says I can't talk to you anymore".

Groomsmen Gifts

Best Selling Sox: Get what everyone else got. like that std you got from a "toilet seat".

The Reverse Cowgirl

$13.00

The Cleveland Steamer

$13.00

The Shocker

$13.00

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How dirty do you like your sox?

Break-up sox

Make-up sox

Birthday sox

Casual sox

Business sox

Your Groomsmen would only use a flask once. Buy them kick-ass socks instead.

Look at these douche-bags! This could be you and your boys.

One of these guys will get drunk and ruin your special day

Best Selling Sox: Get what everyone else got. like that std you got from a "toilet seat".

The Reverse Cowgirl

The Cleveland Steamer

The Shocker

Get a pair of sox sent to you every month for only $100. Are you shitting me?

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How dirty do you like your sox?

Break-up sox

Make-up sox

Birthday sox

Casual sox

Business sox

Your Groomsmen would only use a flask once. Buy them kick-ass socks instead.

Look at these douche-bags! This could be you and your boys.

One of these guys will get drunk and ruin your special day

Best Selling Sox: Get what everyone else got. like that std you got from a "toilet seat".

The Reverse Cowgirl

The Cleveland Steamer

The Shocker

Get a pair of sox sent to you every month for only $100. Are you shitting me?

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