The Cleveland Steamer

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Regular price $13.00

Some people break up with a letter. Some, a text. Others, well, they do it just like they do it in Cleveland: with a big ol’ dump on the chest. You know, to avoid any confusion. So get in there, big boy, show her your Cleveland Steamer socks, and don’t mention the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet you hit up last night.

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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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