The Dirty Sanchez

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Regular price $13.00

It’s your birthday. You can do whatever you want, legally speaking. And good news: we checked the Constitution and your state and local laws, and the Dirty Sanchez is 100% not illegal.1 So when your special someone looks you in the eyes with “want to,” give her a birthday surprise she’ll never forget. Arriba! 

 1For the love of God, do not take our legal advice. We’re not lawyers. We make socks. Kick-ass socks.
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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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